Chennai Super Kings vs Delhi Daredevils IPL play offs on 25th May 2012

My tweets on the occasion

Rana Safvi ‏@iamrana

Commentators, anchors ke munh se suni kahani thi , khoob ladi ek Mahela mardani thi #IPL #ghatiyaIPLshayeri
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Jab captain ho bench par , kya karega ek Mahela morche par? #IPL #ghatiyaIPLshayeri
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Peeli par aayi hai basant ki bahaar , aur neele huye tournament se bahaar #IPL #ghatiyaIPLshayeri
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Dhoni tau hai jiyaala ,pee aaya jeet kaa pyaala / sab mil kar jitaao usse, pahne championship ka haala #IPL #CSK




Umpire ji aap itna naa hansiye / kal kahin koi kahe fixed aur aap phansiye #ghatiyaIPLshayer #IPL
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mithelesh mithelesh ‏@mithelesh

and its not Sonia ..:) “@iamrana: Dilli ki jab ho izzat ka sawwal ek #Mahela hi aati hai madad ko #ghatiyaIPLshayer #IPL”
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@RR2303 bas #Dhoni ki side ho jaao / writing likhi hai wall par padh aao #ghatiyaIPLshayer
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Dilli ki jab ho izzat ka sawwal ek #Mahela hi aati hai madad ko #ghatiyaIPLshayer #IPL
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@Sai_ki_bitiya main hun #ghatiyaIPLshayer / is men aata hai maza koi team ho buri yaa behtar
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Hanoz , Dilli , jeet duur ast / Chennai karen hai #DD ko pust #IPL #ghatiyaIPLshayer
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@mithelesh kahte hain Chennai khenche dilli ki dor / arrey aage aage dekhiye Calcutta kaise khenche Dilli apni ore
#ghatiyaIPLshayer





#Dhoni is Captain Cool , hopefully today he will be no body's fool / win it , win it from here, lift the Cup n make others drool #IPL




kahan Dilli ki ambassdor aur kahan Chennai ki Ferari /#Dhoni ki nikli aaj sawaari, karke jeet ki puri tayyari #IPL

5th May ghamaasaan between #PWI & #KKR #IPL

Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
Gambhir beta, Gautam Budh ne middle path ka kiya tha bakhaan// tum bhi ek do run lo, chakkon ki kyun kholi hai dukaan ? #IPL


Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
pakaane ke mauqe milenge humen bhi Huzoor // paise wasool tau hoga hi aaj zaroor #IPL #Dada @darainshahidi @Mrityunjoykjha


Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
Gambhir hai mauqa, laga le tuu bhi chakka// Dil tera hum hi jeetenge, waada hai pakka #IPL


Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
Ghar aaya mera pardesi // aur saath men jeet ka danke baja li #IPL RT @OwaisInamdar kkr ka bolbala hai..dada ka kaam lagne wala hai...hehe


Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
logon itni jaldi pherte nahi aankhen// hum hi hain jo that kabhi #dada tumhaare @omar1618 #IPL


Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
@omar1618 wait and watch !! but i am supporting #Dada


Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
#saahil tau hamesha hi thaa yeh Eden garden mera// baagh e bahisht se hukm e safar dene waala yeh kaun hai tera? #IPL #Dada


Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
aa gaye hum waapis logon humen lo pehchaan/ Hum hain Prince of Calcutta, yeh Don hai kaun ? #IPL #dada



Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
logon macher jhol aur mishti doi ke lagao bazaar// aaj #dada ki jeet celebrate karenge hazaar @sarfrazhaan @demhadiabo #IPL #PWI


Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
Many a tiger can be tamed, not by skill but thru name // #Dada will be fired up, even if batting not same #IPL #PWI #KKR




18m Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
#dada ke hain khairkhwaah bahut yahan// is guman men mat rahna ke kkkkkkkk #KKR ki chalegi wahan @sarfrazhaan #IPL #PWI



Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
#saahil ho jao tayyar,aaj maidan me utra hai toofan/ Karlo aaj jo karna hai yaha ke #dada hai hum @sarfrazhaan @SCGanguly_FC #IPL #PWI #KKR



Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
@sarfrazhaan @SCGanguly_FC i am a very loyal person. Ek dafah kisi ko dil de dete hai tau mukarte nahin



Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
yeh hai maidan hamara, yahan ke hum hain #Dada// jeeten yaa haare dil tumhara tau hai hamara #IPL #PWI #KKR #DADA



23m Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
#saahil milega kise aur kise kinaara// aa jaao maidan men aaya hai wahan #dada hamara @SCGanguly_FC #IPL #PWI #KKR #shair



25m Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
Calcutta hai Gambhir tau hum bhi hain #Dada// Aa jaao dekho mere tevar aur apne dikha jaa !!! #IPL #shair #saahil




Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
gira diyaa hai to saahil pe intezaar na kar // agar voh Duub gaya hai to duur niklega #saahil #IPL #shair #Qizalbash #Saurabh



Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
ChaTaanoN meN ghira hai, aur chup hai Samumdar se kahiN saahil baRa hai @demhadiabo @ambreenzaidi @aaquib_ @sameenakhan786 #saahil #shair



Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
mere junoon kaa natiijaa zaruur niklegaa// isii Eden garden men mera #saahil bhi milega #Dada #IPL #shair



Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
Team jamne se pahle #dada , #KKR ke wicket urra de// #saahil qareeb hai, YahaaN sab chahnewale hain tumahare #shair #byme #IPL



Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
Dada ka hai aaj bahut Gambhir muqabala // #saahil hai ek taraf aur ek taraf pyaar tumhara #IPL #shair



Rana Safvi Rana Safvi ‏ @iamrana
aaj uternge saagar men Dada hamaare// Milegi sahil unhe? kya pahunch paayege kinaare ? #saahil #shair #ipl

4th April 2012

behad boring game hai yeh// pake aam ki tarah tapke hai yeh #IPL

gar aise hi khelenge yeh// tau Bhagwan Sakshi hai harenge yeh #IPL

neele peele kapde pahan kar bhaage phirte hain yeh// kasam se bahut rang birange bewaqoof lagte hain yeh #IPL

Gavaskar,Shastri kitna bhi accent maar ke batanye hai yeh // game tau pheeka hi hai, mislead karte hain yeh #IPL5

Dhoni apne khiladiyon se kahte hain yeh // main tau thak gaya hun , lekin tera bahaana kyaa hai yeh? #IPL5

Ab Sidhu ko tau nahin sah sakte hain hum , bakwas karte hain yeh// hum chale dimaagh chaat te hain yeh #IPL5

KKR vs DC 1st April

arre arre yeh kya ho gaya,
dada ke balle ka jaadu bas abhi to tha chala
,ke catch ho gaya,
lekin koi nahin, Hussey ka bhi balla chala!!

CSK Batting

1.ab hai saanp aur neole ( mongoose) ki ladai,
dekhna hai khiski hoti hai jeet aur kiski dhulai

2.160 hai RCB ne banaya
Kya hoga yeh kaafi
Ya jeetege aaj Dhoni aur uske saathi?

3..Saanp ne jeeti yeh ladai
Hayden ke neole ko haar chakhai.
Jab bowler ho Kumble
to kyon na opponents kare crumble?

4.. What was it that Vijay ate today,
whatever it was his bat his holding sway.

5.. maare khoob chawwe aur chakke
jeet ke darwaze par khade hain CSK pakke.
Now he is out,
But there isn't any doubt,
that Raina and Dhoni
should win from here ,honey.

CSK vs RCB 31st march, Match Summary

1.. Oh Dhoni dear
I sadly fear
that momentum you have lost.
But worry not, mere dost,
For today is after all
another day, another ball
and bat duel.
Come on add fuel
to your fight
and make the league tables tight.

2... Pahla wicket to gira
hum sab ne khushi ka jaam piya.
Pandey pavilion ki taraf chala
aur abhi suraj nahin tha dhala..

3... Lekin yeh kya???
Uthappa ka catch gira diya?
Ab to woh chakke pe chakke raha hai maar
Hope and pray this doesn't mean your haar.

4...Dhoni ne li rahat ki saans
Jakati ne chodi nahin thi aas,
Abke se Uthappa ka choota nahin catch
And now it seems more of a match!!

5.. RCB has completed it's century
and now that's out of the way, there's less to worry.
Come on Kumble
there's no need to fear you'll stumble.
After all
Your rishta with the ball
Is not of today
But goes back a long way.

6.. Kohli ki mahima hai Virat
Jab ghoomata hai uska bat
to chakke choot jaate hain
bowlers ke aur kahte hain
woh, kaise kare usko out.
jakati ne kiya nahin pout
aur daali aisi ball
ke Virat ne seedhi karke apni chaal
chal diya pavilion ki orr.
banaya tha usne thirty four.


7.. Arre Bhai yeh jacques kallis hai kaun?
Kahan se aaya hai yeh so zyadatar hota nahin hai gone?
highest run getter hai yeh
Sachin ke saath race main aage hai yeh.
Lekin yeh kya bana hi tha uska fifty
ke track par tez na daudne ki saza payi!!

KXIP vs MI 30th march 2010

Match Summary

1.Chale hai Punjabi munde aaj,
lekar dil main jeet ki aag.
Mumbai main hoga iska faisla,
chadhege Upar ya aur neeche fisla!!

2..Zaheer ne chod diya hai apna teer,
Ravi tik na sake aur kho diya apna dheer


3..all u punjabi hearts out there,
come join the party 4 do not fear,
Priety's boys will find a way,
2 wrap up innings n hold sway!!


4...Chawla ka chal gaya jaadu,
aur Tendulkar fans ke armaanon par pad gayi jhaadu...


5...more power 2 the dimples,
prayers 4 them 2 flash gives opponents goose pimples.

6..Match main hai ab tie,
dunno in whose hands succcess does lie?
But 4 sake of Priety's fans
Hope that they're not again also rans.


7..Tonight the dimples will be out in full force,
Priety will be dancing bhangra of course!!
Tonight all the king's men
are going to going to show us then
was then and now is now...
They have grown up and HOW!!!!!

8.. Oh the ups and and downs!!
Why are you giving your fans cause to frown?
19 runs needed
Hope coaches advice is heeded.
Bowl tight
these sixes aren't right..
we need this win..
or our chances in IPL are very slim..

9..Oh dear Oh dear,
I sadly fear,
we are 20 runs too short
balls from here on should be only dots.


10. Oh what a catch,
hope this can win KXIP the match.
6 runs of 6 balls.
Time 2 show who has the gall
to come and bowl the last over
And show you're no push over.

11...Priety has tension written all over her face
Can Harbhajan take Brett Lee's pace?
Mukesh Ambani on the other hand
Is hoping that his own band
of merry fellows
can deliver with a bellow..


12.. Surely we all will remember,
This match as one in which each member
of the Preity fan club prayed
wish we could have said, match was Well Played..